/// ABOUT
One person.
One thesis.
One domain.
fuckbigtech.ai is run by Humza Ahmad through Kinetic Labs Inc. — an Ontario-registered corporation. Not a media company pretending to be a consultancy. Not a consultancy pretending to be a media company. Both, on purpose, under one roof.
/// WHAT THIS IS
A local AI advisory for mid-market regulated companies — 100 to 500 people, legal, healthcare, finance, government contracting. We run free sovereignty audits that show exactly which tools leak your data and where it ends up. If the report makes you want to move, we match you with a deployment partner.
/// WHAT WE DON'T DO
We don't deploy the hardware. We don't sell software. We don't resell cloud. We're not another SaaS layer between you and the thing you actually want — we're the audit, the plan, and the warm introduction to the operator who builds it.
/// WHY THE DOMAIN
Because the category has been sold to death by calm voices and it hasn't worked. Every prompt your team sends to OpenAI is still training your competition. Calm didn't stop that. If the name loses us buyers who care more about optics than exfiltration, that's the filter working correctly.
/// HOW WE MAKE MONEY
Referral commissions from deployment partners — 15-20%, paid by the partner, not by you. The audit is free forever. We get paid when you and a partner close. That means we're incentivized to hand you to partners who actually deliver, not whichever one paid us most.
Four steps. No call required until you want one.
Run the audit
Two minutes. A handful of questions about which AI tools your team is using today. Free, forever.
Get the report
Instant. Shows exactly which tools leak what data, where it ends up, and what a local-stack replacement looks like. Straight to your inbox.
Partner match
If you want to move, we hand you to a vetted deployment partner — matched to your region, vertical, and team size. One intro, no cold calls.
They deploy, we verify
Partner handles procurement, install, and onboarding. Typical engagement runs $15–75K depending on scope. You pay them — we cost you nothing.
/// DEPLOY WITH US
We're building a partner network.
We need operators.
We generate qualified leads through free AI sovereignty audits. Regulated mid-market companies — legal, healthcare, finance, government — who've already seen the data egress report and want to move. We don't deploy. We need partners who do.
If you run an on-prem AI deployment shop and want qualified inbound without doing your own marketing, reach out. No formal program yet — we're figuring this out together with our first few partners.
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