// privacy policy

our whole thing
is privacy.

so this page is short, honest, and in plain language. no 40-page lawyer maze. here is exactly what we collect, where it lives, and how to make us delete it.

last updated: june 11, 2026

what we collect

waitlist: your email address. if you arrived from a link with tracking tags (utm), we keep those too so we know which post worked. we also store a one-way hash of your IP (not the IP itself) purely to stop spam signups.

the free audit (for teams): the email and answers you submit in the audit form, so we can send you the report you asked for.

traffic stats: cloudflare web analytics. cookieless. no fingerprinting, no cross-site tracking, no individual profiles. we see "how many people visited", not "who you are".

the demo on our homepage

the ai demo runs inside your browser, on your device. the model downloads to you. whatever you type into it never reaches us or anyone else. we couldn't read your prompts if we wanted to. that's the whole point.

where it lives

emails and form answers are stored with cloudflare (our database) and brevo (the service that sends our emails). that's it. two processors, both under contract, neither allowed to use your data for anything else.

what we never do

we don't sell your data. we don't run ad pixels. we don't track you across the internet. we don't train ai on your information. we send you email you asked for, and nothing else.

your rights

want out? every email we send has an unsubscribe address. want everything deleted? email [email protected] and we'll remove you from the database and the email list. no retention games, no "30 to 90 business days". canadian privacy law (pipeda) applies and we're fine with that.

who we are

fuckbigtech.ai is operated by Kinetic Labs Inc.
52 Birch Hill Lane, Oakville, Ontario, L6K 2N9, Canada.
questions: [email protected]